choord: badwolflaurel: brandnudes: are we really bringing back periodic table element jokes we don’t need a reason
lowpoint asked: 6, 7 and 14
0. Height 1.Virgin? 2.Shoe Size 3.Do you Smoke? 4.Do you Drink? 5.Do you take drugs? 6.Age you get mistaken for 7.Have Tattoos? 8.Want any tattoos? 9.Got any Piercings? 10.Want any Piercings? 11.Best friend? 12.Relationship status 13.Biggest turn ons 14.Biggest turn offs … 15.Favorite Movie 16.I’ll love you if 17.Someone you miss 18.Most traumatic experience 19.A fact about...
craughed: you may think im an asshole but as soon as you get to know me you realize that first impressions are right and i am an asshole
me: come on skinny legs, what happened here
can someone please tell me some short and really funny jokes
iamlivcrowley: Whenever my bra and underwear match I really feel like I have my life together.
kawaiians: people who get fast food and then bring it home and eat it on plates with forks
thewisepickle: 314eater: do you ever just open your webcam and stare at yourself and ask why everyday.
I rub my dick on expensive shit.– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
i have the best mom!!! listening to kid cudi will never be the same again <3
approximatelynope: hey r u made of gallium and yttrium cuz ur